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Driving home tonight I accidentally hit a turkey. It flew off my car and landed on the car behind me, which happened to be a police car. He pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
A group of college students visited a local farm. After the tour, one of the students said to the farmer, "Your methods are too old fashioned. I'd be surprised if this tree gave you more than twenty pounds of apples this year."
"I'd be surprised, too," said the farmer, "That is an orange tree."
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
ReplyDeleteThe blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said: "Disneyland left," so they started crying and went home.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
ReplyDeleteThere have been sightings of UFO's!
Driving home tonight I accidentally hit a turkey. It flew off my car and landed on the car behind me, which happened to be a police car. He pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
ReplyDeleteA group of college students visited a local farm. After the tour, one of the students said to the farmer, "Your methods are too old fashioned. I'd be surprised if this tree gave you more than twenty pounds of apples this year."
"I'd be surprised, too," said the farmer, "That is an orange tree."
How do you confuse a blonde?
ReplyDeletePut her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
How did the farmer find his wife?
ReplyDeleteHe tractor down.
What does Miley Cyrus eat during the holidays? Twerkey
ReplyDeleteWhat happened when the man asked the bank teller to check his balance?
ReplyDeleteShe pushed him over.